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Originally Posted by redbreegull
peeing into the closet is one I have heard a few times in my day. just the hazards of trying to kill yourself with alcohol
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My best friend did that at my place before.
Oh, once I pissed all over my friends leather sofa... Super nice girl and apparently they started yelling and then a last flow poured out of my dick... Like I was standing there with my dick in my hand, pissing all over her beautiful leather sofa and she and my good mate started shaking me and freaking out and then I apparently snapped back into it and started crying and talked about killing myself and walked home.
I still feel bad about that, to her credit, when I see her again, it was an incident that was never brought up again. Perhaps I should've addressed it and paid her some money, but my life was such a whirlwind at the time.