Originally Posted by topleybird
Bad news for you, houseofglass: I have it on good authority that alberto is, in real life, José Alberto Rodríguez
, famed Mexican-American wrestler and mixed martial artist who has performed under the name Alberto Del Rio
Not only does this invalidate your post, it also strongly suggests that Rodriguez, if he ever finds you, will piledrive you through a folding table for your tomfoolery, followed by his signature finishing move, the cross armbreaker submission hold
Hell in a Cell is the only way to resolve this. Albert0 puts his whole l33t b00t 4553L1N collection on the line and to the victor go the spoils. After I win I will then create a hard to navigate site with impossible to find links of snippets of rare recordings that I will dangle overhead like a carrot.