WHAAA!!! Women don't instantly suck my dick!!! WHaa BUT THEY'RE SO HOTTT!!! I WANT THEM TO SUCK MY LITTLE PEE PEE!!!!
Oh, maybe if you weren't such a fat piece of shit that expected women to "see past your shitty fuck face" and give you a chance.... then maybe you could trick them into letting you have an orgasm in their presence.