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Old 09-13-2008, 01:37 PM   #6
exactlythesame
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I NOW FULLY UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE CHALLENGES THAT I WILL
HAVE TO FACE AS A WOMAN WHO WILL HAVE TWIN HOOKS INSTEAD OF TWO REAL HANDS, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BEGIN FACING THEM. I AM ABSOLUTELY 100% POSITIVE THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO MEET AND OVERCOME ALL OF THOSE MANY CHALLENGES. I HAVE ALREADY PLANNED HOW TO GET MY DOUBLE-BELOW-ELBOW AMPUTATIONS
AT THE SAME TIME. MY TWIN AMPUTATIONS WILL OCCUR AS THE RESULT OF A TRAGIC "ACCIDENT" THAT WILL COMPLETELY AND PERMANENTLY SEVER BOTH OF MY HANDS ABOUT 8 INCHES BELOW MY ELBOWS, SO THAT NO DOCTOR(S) WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE AND REATTACH MY SEVERED LIMBS. MY TRAGIC "ACCIDENT" WILL HAPPEN JUST BEFORE MY GRADUATION FROM COLLEGE IN MAY OF 2001, WHICH WILL ALSO BE JUST BEFORE MY 22ND BIRTHDAY. SO I'LL CELEBRATE BOTH MY GRADUATION FROM COLLEGE AND MY 22ND BIRTHDAY IN THE HOSPITAL AS A NEW DBE AMPUTEE! A FEW SHORT MONTHS AFTER THAT, I HOPE TO BEGIN MY CAREER IN THE FIELD OF "SPECIAL" EDUCATION AS A NEW TEACHER WHO NOT ONLY IS A VERY HIGH MYOPE WHO WEARS BEAUTIFUL GLASSES WITH THICK LENSES, BUT WHO ALSO IS A NEW DBE AMPUTEE WHO WEARS BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS! YES, I'LL BE A "DISABLED" TEACHER WHOSE JOB WILL BE TO TEACH "DISABLED" CHILDREN!

I KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL SAY, "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!" AFTER THEY HAVE VISITED THIS WEB SITE. I CAN FULLY UNDERSTAND THEIR OPINION OF ME; OF COURSE, I MUST TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THEM. I'M NOT ASKING ANYBODY TO AGREE WITH MY DECISION TO BECOME A REAL DBE AMPUTEE. ALL I'M ASKING IS THAT EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND THAT I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE JUST THE WAY THAT I WANT, AND THAT I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH JUST THE BODY THAT I WANT. I HONESTLY DO WANT TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A REAL DBE AMPUTEE WHO WEARS BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS! MY NEW LIFE WITHOUT MY HANDS IS AWAITING ME!!

SINCERELY,
CAROLE (SOON TO BE A REAL DBE AMPUTEE)!

P. S. : I'S ONLY ABOUT 60 DAYS UNTIL I SHOULD BECOME A REAL DBE AMPUTEE, AND IT'S ONLY ABOUT 120 DAYS UNTIL I SHOULD BE ABLE TO START WEARING BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!

 
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