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Old 04-03-2018, 11:06 AM   #1477
cork_soaker
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so the other day my daughter tells me she’s going to quit school

says she’s sick of this capitalist society and the “so-called values” her mother and i have worked so tirelessly to exemplify

yesterday she came home with a tattoo. some fucked up thing i didn’t even recognize. she said it represents her disgust for humanity. i couldn’t fucking believe it.

honey, i said — you’re only 8 months old... when did you even learn how to talk?

 
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