I'll only watch the cricket if it's a one-dayer that Australia is going to lose to us (which happens about as often as you bathe), I'll only order Guinness if there's nothing else and I've got no plans for tomorrow that an upset stomach can fuck with (the last such occasion occurring no more recently than a couple of years ago), and I didn't like Martin's writing enough to read beyond the first book (though I guess this isn't necessarily a reason to avoid spending time with him if he treats me right).
I'll be waiting.
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