[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I think about getting a maid ALL. THE. TIME. and I am ashamed of it.

We live in a 4bdrm, 3 bathroom condo + maid's room & ensuite, and I am currently homeschooling our kids.

Homeschooling is no fucking joke. We do language arts, spelling, vocabulary, maths, science, history and geography every day, and then their music practice which I often have to help with.

I cook breakfast and dinner every day and lunch most days, and we have no dishwasher so I wash a lot of pots and pans. That's no joke either. My hands are chapped and dry from all the cleaning. I go to get my nails done and the ladies are all like "You don' have maid, ah? So dry. Too dry." They actually cut a lot of dry, calloused skin off, from around my nails. It builds up again over the next month and then they wag their fingers at me again. "You have too short nails, nex time I give you long nail, then you say your husband I no do housework! I ruin my nail!"

I get the evenings to myself, by which time I can netflix and chill for a couple of hours before getting up and doing it all over again.

There are a lot of women who want or need the work. So it's tempting in some ways.

But it's just too fucked up, to me. Where I come from, people just don't have maids. And I kinda like that. The day you get someone else to clean your toilet is the day you lose touch with the lowlife piece of shit you truly are, at your core. Not a good thing. We're all a bunch of degenerates here. Let's not lose sight of that.

Jeez if only you weren't so terrified of your children mixing with the poors you could send them to school to get socialised like real humans