Seeing as a lot of resources say that one should "show, not tell," and demonstrate one's skills on one's résumé, I don't know how to believably hype up these kinda fake skills I'm exaggerating.
"Oh, I'm good at analyzing data."
"Can you run regression analyses?"
"No."
"Do you know how to data mine using machine learning?"
"No."
"Are you adept with Google Analytics?"
"No."
Me and my stupid, stupid degree that I picked straight out of high school and now owe a lot of money on because I signed a contract at age 18.
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