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Old 06-26-2020, 10:31 PM   #238
Disco King
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Constitutional scholars will notice a hitherto unnoticed clause that dictates that the powers of the president are to go no further than proclaiming the date in the Washington town square at sunrise each morning (except for on national holidays or during weather that could spur ill health), as well as the current number of chickens in the White House coop, as to ensure that the public is satisfied that the First Family is not taking advantage of their position to overfeed themselves.

Both candidates will drop out and instead seek to compete for the next-most saught-after position in contemporary American culture: winner of The Voice.

 
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