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Originally Posted by LaBelle
Yo and gravity sucks
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You thief. It's alright, though. We can weep together.
But yeah, more and more aspects of my appearance depend on gym attendance.
I've got "expression lines" on my forehead.
My joints hurt randomly and I have shit posture.
I'm always tired although I can't sleep a full night. My dark circles have been with me for so long that I don't even bother concealing them anymore.
The tiny bit of eczema below my eyebrow doesn't want to go and it's also causing flakes of skin to appear all over my hair.
I can't handle pizza without falling asleep immediately afterwards and I get a hangover from one glass of wine.
I swear I'm under 60.