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Old 12-14-2007, 04:51 PM   #1
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Default the new american gladiators ranked from least awesome to totally most awesome

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiato...large/fury.jpg

Fury takes ferocity to a whole new level. At 5-feet, 8-inches, she is a maelstrom of raw aggression and the epitome of the female gladiator. Equally balanced in speed and strength... Hell hath no fury like, Fury. Period.

Her description is gay and stupid and she'll be working at the local Fashion Bug in 2 years.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiato...ge/militia.jpg

The 6-foot, 3-inch, 220-pound Gladiator targets his opponents with tactical precision. With an impressive arsenal of skills at his disposal, he is well equipped for any operation and will do anything to complete his objective. Once Militia has you in his sights, you'd better have a plan, or the game is over.

When I think of Militias I think of fat guys in Idaho with handlebar mustaches writing letters to the unabomber and eating baked beans out of cans. NEXT!

 
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