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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

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-My name's Fuzzmosis and I'm here to say, that my man RBG is really gay
-When he actually does have a girlfriend, he won't even defend the honor of the communion
-While the other fellas were out making love to her, he sat alone rationalizing on a booze bender
-Now as RBG flounders around like a Suwannee bass, Fuzzy offers wisdom to him that these times may pass
-If he'll only open up his heart to spirituality, he may eventually live the life that he wants to see

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