the only time I ever did karaoke in my life, I was really drunk and this woman who had heard me sing earlier aggressively insisted I do bohemian rhapsody with her. well it turns out freddy mercury and I do not really have a similar range, and I was super glad that we went after some wheezing nerd almost collapsed performing aerosmith's back in the saddle, cause it was bad. I made it to beelzebub had a devil put aside for me, for me, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE, and then I nailed that shrieking high note like a fucking hammer so loud and shrill that everyone literally spun around to see what the fuck was happening, at which point I walked off stage
gotta leave the audience hungry, ya know?
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