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Old 07-24-2019, 09:28 AM   #3
ella
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Thanks for opening this discussion, Smashingjj.

Constipation bothers trillions of Americans every night. But I found the perfect solution. No, it’s not CBD oil. I simply hire a person to breathe air directly into my asshole every night. Yes, mouth-to-asshole. This is the only solution that keeps BIG PHARMA out of my shitting quarters with their machines. If you do some research, you’ll find out that astronauts used this technique for thousands of years.

 
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