[yo soy el mejor]

boys never knew i had crushes on them cause i don't think i ever had "crushes". if i had a thing for a dude, it happened instantly because of how he moved, smiled, or talked to other people. i either made a move or didn't and moved on quickly.

i used to think a boy at college was super cute and noticed him specific days of the week. so i would make a point to look for him and sit around that area hoping to see him, but he didn't seem super interesting or anything.

but once i saw a boy at a local show who was chatting people up and i liked the cut of his jib. i also noticed the back of his church camp shirt so i walked up to him and asked "what are you?" (asking about religion, but didn't care too much) which caught his interest and we "dated" for a few weeks. he played the cello and i got to meet his parents and we went to bass symphony hall.

i guess that was an awkward thing to ask