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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1
the only way i figure this could happen, is if you had intended to take a shit naked (or perhaps just completely pant-free), and when you finished taking a shit you tried to grab the underwear with your toes and toss it into your hand. that's the only explanation i can think of
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this is a better explanation than I could think of. It's all very hazy, but I do sometimes pick things up with my toes and toss them up and grab them, so it's plausible. My thought was that I may have been slipping out of my pants/underwear as I was getting off the toilet, and I was so drunk that in that five seconds I forget I had just taken a shit and tossed my underpants on top of the toilet, except it was open and full of poop