I matched with someone on Bumble who not only looks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but also has similar political views.
She said she saw me taking photos at a gig she went to, and wanted to say something at the time but didn't want to interrupt me. She also does photography.
She only lives about a twenty minute walk away, or a minute's drive. So we went to an avant garde music gig, walked back to my place, smoked weed in a hammock swing in a playground, then went back to my place to smoke more weed and fuck.
It's been a nice time.