in my dorm in college I went to the bathroom once and discovered an ENERMOUS turd in the toilet, and this poor bastard kept trying to flush it down. I was like holy shit dude, did you do that? "Yep." This monster was literally the length and girth of a thermos, I have never seen anything like it. He went on to explain to me that he was on a new diet. the real kicker is that his last name was Bouslog.
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