I've been having the stinkiest shits and farts lately. This happens every time I change the place I live in.
The worst was the last time I lived in Korea. I love kimchi and delved deep as soon as I got back.
For the first two months or so I was farting constantly. I shit you not (no pun intended), I was farting every 15 minutes or so, and these were massive, prolonged farts that sounded like the trumpet blasts that will emanate at the second coming of the Christ LORD.
It was fun to do when I was going on my evening strolls, but it was rather troublesome to keep them contained while teaching. A repressed fart is a very strange thing (feels like you're farting up your rectum).
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