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Old 10-02-2019, 06:27 PM   #22
Disco King
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>Mueller: Although Trump didn't explicitly conspire with Russians to steal an election or anything like that, he and his team did a number of illegal things. It's a Department of Justice guideline not to indict a sitting president, though, so it's up to Congress if they want to impeach, I ain't got shit to do with that decision. I'm not indicting him, but this isn't an exoneration, either.

>Republicans: YOU HEARD HIM, HE SAID EXONERATION! NO COLLUSION! HE'S EXONERATED

>Mueller- Well, not quite, actually if you read what I—

>Republicans: Exoneration! No collusion! Gee, it's a good thing Trump being EXONERATED and found to be a NON-COLLUDER rids the administration of this cloud that's been hanging over us and damaging our popularity. Our jobs are golden so long as Trump doesn't do something else stupid that harms our re-electability right before the election.

>Trump: Don't worry guys, I've got this. 2020 will be a cakewalk. Hold on a second, though, I wanna make a phone call

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