i can drink a lot, i need at least a 12 pack of IPA before I can even feel anything. I make sure to only drink on a full stomach so that I can best impress my friends with my ability to drink incredible amounts (more than 3, pussy!) and I have made sure to gain at least 100 pounds so that I can better raise my tolerance. Of course this all just is extra padding as it were for the fact that I'm a tremendous alcoholic and I drink a bottle of jack daniels a day
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