What I don't like about weed is the way it reverses the social current. Couple hits and you're looking for the nearest chair, couch, laughing at your own jokes while everyone else at the party tries to get with your girl but you're not sure if that's happening because everything seems so surprisingly chill so out of focus and even if it was happening you couldn't care less because you can't even get up to go to the restroom wait do I really have to go to the restroom I don't think so um yeah I have to go
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