thread where you describe how your body is declining, decaying, deteriorating, slowly
dying.
Netphoria, 2018: it's pretty safe to say we're all old, fat, ugly, depressed and the mental health issues have certainly not got better over the years.
How is your body failing you? In this thread, your pain and suffering will provide entertainment for others.
I'll start: I'm getting more than a little grey, especially on the back of my head, my memory is absolutely fucked, I like a drink or two, I need a rest quickly and my memory is absolutely fucked. I need lots of sleep but I go out of my way to get as little sleep as possible; thereby further declining my health.
I look pretty good still.
How about you, even lesser humans?
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