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Old 06-29-2021, 11:18 PM   #89
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Rob Balchunas, aka, Rob the Balloon Guy, is an award-winning artist and performer who combines balloons, magic, and comedy in ways you’ve never seen before. Whether it’s creating individual balloon sculptures, performing on stage, building large-scale balloon installations, or sucking your dad’s cock, Rob’s talents are hard to match.

Originally from West Hartford, Connecticut, Rob twisted his first balloon dog at the age of four after his mom made him masturbate in front of her, and made his first birthday party performance at the age of eight; it was his raunchy grandmothers birthday and Rob made giant balloon penises for her and her girlfirends.

Since then, Rob has used balloons to entertain boys, girls, men, woman, tens, dozens, hundreds, thousands, travel the world giving suckies, and earn his admission into Emerson College in Boston.

In addition to live performance, Rob has consulted for television, commercials, and glory hole installations and made appearances on Disney Channel's KC Undercover, American Horror Story: Freak Show, Playboy Channel’s Up All Night, TLC’s The Unpoppables, Steve Harvey, and the documentary Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop Sucking Balloon Cocks. Rob is the only person to have won Top Twister at Twist & Shout while simultaneously eating human feces, and Designer of the Year at FLOAT, after blowing up each of his balloons with a fart.

He was also only one of two Americans to eat 30 lbs of hot dogs and also place at the World Balloon Convention in 2014.

For information on Rob's high-quality twister bags, balloon rugs, bounce houses, cumjobs, balloon worlds, blow-up fantasies, and a wide selection of balloon-themed adult-time videos, and accessories please visit bagchunas.com.

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