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Originally Posted by vixnix
I never post while pooping, so I suppose I can let my self esteem be boosted by that. I might be a failure in all respects except that one
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I make a point of leaving my phone on the table whenever I leave to go to the bathroom. It's a statement. A power move.
I'm not like you heathens. I don't use the phone on the toilet. I am above that.
I mean, I don't get the logic of it. I wash my hands after I take a shit
for a reason. Why would I touch an object in the interim between taking that shit and washing my hand, when I know I'm going to be using that object some time
after I wash my hands?