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Old 05-21-2014, 01:53 AM   #48
The exploding boy
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Originally Posted by Shallowed View Post
We already have fleshlights made out of moulds from our favourite porn star vaginas

They're pretty disappointing.


No i actually never tried them. But i'll tell you the kind of story that might have haunted you for years if it happened to you. Once, as a late teen when i was living with my dad after my mom had left, i found one of these big rubbery molds in his closet. It was shaped like the lower parts (ass included) of some porn star i forget right now (the box proclaimed so). I recognize the right of my dad to have his private sexual life but wish i hadn't found out about it. Of course, i was going through his stuff so i get what i deserve. About a month later it was gone anyway. I'm gonna assume it didn't erm..."work" very well?

 
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