Dear B0llz, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my netpho username at the bottom
I sent two emails back in the autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at Zuzu's or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble tea orders too sloppy when I typ 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's Airplane mode?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her ohnoitsbonnie
I read about Ronnie James Dio too I'm sorry
I had a mod mute some pledge over some minion who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every year, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the Siddhartha shit that you did, t'was a Skam
I got a room full of your people and their cars man
I like the shit you did with Manson too, that dick is fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your final fan
This is [banned]
