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Old 08-24-2019, 12:52 PM   #158
FoolofaTook
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i went to the gym once, in high school when i was trying to get into junior varsity.

the coach took one look at me and put the lightest weights on the metal staff thingy. i lied down, lifted, and dropped it straight down on my "chest," pinning myself to the bench. like winnie the pooh in rabbits front door, i was stuck. they had to rescue me. after i had a bruise on my "chest."

i've never been in a gym again.

 
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