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Old 09-07-2017, 05:56 PM   #11272
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Can't find the rollin shits thread so I am posting this here.

Just sat down to shart (i drink too much coffee) and I peed as well. Only the stream shot through the gap between the seat and the bowl. looked down to see urine pooling around my sockscladfeet.

amazing.
I am sitting on the toilet right now, uncoiling. I just leaned forward to change the music (I have my iPod and a portable speaker on the little cabinet across from me) and when I did so, my dick got hung up on the lid and pulled it up.

It's pretty much the coolest thing I've accomplished all week.

 
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