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Old 01-10-2019, 09:19 PM   #385
enthusaroo
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A drunk in the park
watched his dog do a squat.

“Sir,” said a passing lady
in loud dismay:

“Sir, park law prohibits
such disgusting habits.”

“Lady, my apology;
the dog takes after me.”

And if, as I suppose,
you thought I’d not dispose

of his load of poop
with my handy little scoop,

I suggest, if you don’t mind,
you wait until I do mine.

- Billy Corgan, Blinking With Fists

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