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Old 12-23-2017, 03:24 PM   #148
run2pee
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Yeah just hit my 1st winter

Loves:

The changing decorations in folks windows/round town
Fishing with different bobbers, figured out how to use bait finally
The sounds the chickens make, the fact that they love me unconditionally just for pushing the A button near them each day
Got a fucken barn going but need a milk pail
The ring I found that glows so I can make it home after midnite w/out running into so many trees

Holiday stress/desperation:

Holy F i keep accepting requests to bring a fresh delicious whatever to everyone/whomever but i never make it in time; been plotting some color coded boxes to hold 1 of everything for everyone
Kept bothering Shane with gifts b/c he's such an asshole but now he wants to meet me for quiet beers by the lake at nite and i don't know how pams gonna take it
When the fart gas fills the mines and 40,00,0000 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ bads swarm n kill me to death

 
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