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Originally Posted by Ugly
Relax? Relax? Hah. Yeah, right. You try relaxing ever again if you've seen your best friend blown apart by a pregant 23 year old Sunni suicide bomber.
His name was Joe and he fucked the prom queen on our graduation night. Twice. Now they have to feed him ice cream three times a day while 43 year old lesbian orderly wipes the shit off his ass every 12 hours.
They say he'll get used to having a metallic claw for a hand. I say he won't. Nobody ever does. Not really.
You try to relax after seeing that shit blow up in your face. Go ahead.
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Nice Dennis Leary pastiche.