yeah, well, sure, but no. well ok, yes. sometimes. but no. or yes. LOL! who cares. Well, lots of people. I mean look at all the hashtags. Or don't look.. Personally, I don't look. I mean I look, just not at all the hashtags. I look, with a certain expression on my face, in the distance, plucking my beard, conveying a sort of emotion. People walk up to me and say stuff like 'wow, you're really conveying an emotion here'. I nod, and continue staring in the distance, plucking my beard. People take pictures of me. Put them on Twitter. And then there's someone who says something like "I bet that's not the only thing he plucks". And then that gets retweeted a couple times. And more people will react on those retweets and say "Yeah what a sleezebag". And before I know it there's this whole crowd at my door, with pitchforks and all, chanting KILL! KILL! KILL! And then they skin me alive. Serves me right. Look at how self-absorbed this whole post is. Fucking kill me. No wait, I'll do it.
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