He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go.
This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing.
I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.
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