with a little help from my friends

[ChristJesus]

Dearest Netphoria,

I bothered you last week with a similarly brazen request and now I will dare to submit yet another. I downloaded FAEOMM off of RSPAA and to my surprise (it happened to me before but I was fucked out of my right mind to remember) tonight Here's to the Atom Bomb cut right in the middle. Now I should just rip it off my Judas O cd but unfortunately I happen to be separated from it by the rather wide Pacific Ocean. Could anyone link me to an MP3 of Here's to the Atom Bomb (FAEOMM version) or perhaps give me a download site? Thanks and forgive me!

Yours truly,

JC

"For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you..."

The Gospel of St. Matthew 6:14

[davin]

JC,

Atom Bomb is cut on FAEOMM (it wasn't a problem with you download, thats how it is).

http://www.spfc.org/songs-releases/b...ml?boot_id=165[/color]

[SearchForChurch]

here's the full version you're looking for:
http://www.mediafire.com/?c5btgdbpnps

[ChristJesus]

Thanks so much guys. Really nice of you. Thanks for the info too Davin. I've been lurking around here since 2000 and have had many a laugh thanks to this site (see corgan rules for an example). But I've also come to expect a little hate, so this is a pleasant surprise!

So where Here's... cuts is where the taped end by mistake and Billy added the rest? Does that mean that Real Love was not on the original FAEOMM tape? Does anyone know the original listing of the tracks before they were cut?

Again thanks so much!

"And lo a voice from heaven, saying, These are my beloved Sons, in whom I am well pleased."

The Gospel of St. Matthew 3:17 (slightly modified!)

[Luke de Spa]

tapes have two sides

this bible shtick is stupid

[ChristJesus]

ever mixed weed with speed?

[harrow]

JC I've been following you for some time now. At first I thought it was a bunch of shit that my parents pulled on me but now that I know you are a Pumpkins fan, all those years in Bible class seem to be worth it. Thanks man.

[ChristJesus]

Scientists fail to lure whales to ocean

By SAMANTHA YOUNG, Associated Press WriterFri May 18, 7:33 AM ET

Scientists were working on a plan to help two injured humpback whales return to the Pacific Ocean after a failed attempt to lure them out of a shipping channel using recorded underwater sounds.

Early Friday, the mother and her calf remained at the Port of Sacramento, where they hit a dead-end after traveling 90 miles through the San Francisco Bay and up the Sacramento River.

The use of the humpback whale recordings on Thursday was scientists' first attempt to direct the whales back to sea since they appeared in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta last weekend. But, with little success, they called off their efforts shortly before 5 p.m.

"The biologists were experimenting with different sound patterns and different vessels to see which ones will appeal most to the whales," said Ed Sweeney, a Coast Guard spokesman. "It's going to be a long, slow process."

Scientists said they would announce their new plan for helping the whales Friday morning. It could take weeks to get the whales back where they belong, they said.

If the sound recordings aren't enough, researchers said they might line the channel with boats to herd the whales in the right direction.

On Thursday, researchers began playing the sounds from an 87-foot Coast Guard cutter in the morning, then transferred the gear to a smaller vessel several hours later when the whales did not respond. Scientists thought noise from the larger ship's generator may have interfered with the whale sounds.

The whales twice began swimming out of the port after the sounds were broadcast from the smaller boat, but both times they turned back into a large basin that oceangoing freighters use for turning around.

The procedure worked in 1985 with a humpback nicknamed Humphrey that wandered for nearly a month in the delta before returning to the ocean.

But biologists said the latest situation is more complicated: It involves a mother and calf rather than a single whale, and the two are much farther into the delta than Humphrey. The injuries add another dimension, because scientists say they do not know how the wounds might affect the whales' behavior.

"It's not like we're applying something we have a lot of experience with in the past. It's essentially an experiment," said Pieter Folkens, an Alaska Whale Foundation biologist.

One concern is the murky water and numerous estuaries of the delta, a vast network of rivers and canals that drains two-thirds of California's land mass. Scientists fear they could lose track of the whales if they find their way back to the Sacramento River and are considering marking them with radio or satellite tags that would be attached with suction cups.

If the whales can be returned to their natural habitat, where food is more plentiful and the salt water can heal their cuts, they likely won't need treatment, researchers said.

The injuries were apparently caused by a boat propeller, and scientists checked them Wednesday using photos of the animals swimming in the port. The mother had a gash 2 feet long and 6 inches deep, filled with blubber. The calf's wound was difficult to assess because it is on the animal's underside, below the water line.

The two likely had been on their northward migration from Mexico up the California coast when they were sidetracked, biologists said. Because they are at the end of their hibernation season, they have less blubber to rely on for fuel than they would later in the summer or fall.

Shipping and small boat traffic has been halted in the channel, which is 30 feet deep and 200 feet wide. The next ship was not expected to dock until May 23, giving researchers time to escort the whales.

[Dogfighter28]

I love you Jesus

[ChristJesus]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

I love you Jesus

"Jesus (ME) said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind."

The Gospel of St. Matthew 22:37

[DeadOpera]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

tapes have two sides

this bible shtick is stupid

let's crucify him!

[Axis of Action]

billy corrigan buys a piece of the gold coast

[ChristJesus]

Originally Posted by DeadOpera

let's crucify him!

"1And straightway in the morning the chief priests held a consultation with the elders and scribes and the whole council, and bound Jesus, and carried him away, and delivered him to Pilate.

2And Pilate asked him, Art thou the King of the Jews? And he answering said unto them, Thou sayest it.

3And the chief priests accused him of many things: but he answered nothing.

4And Pilate asked him again, saying, Answerest thou nothing? behold how many things they witness against thee.

5But Jesus yet answered nothing; so that Pilate marvelled.

6Now at that feast he released unto them one prisoner, whomsoever they desired.

7And there was one named Barabbas, which lay bound with them that had made insurrection with him, who had committed murder in the insurrection.

8And the multitude crying aloud began to desire him to do as he had ever done unto them.

9But Pilate answered them, saying, Will ye that I release unto you the King of the Jews?

10For he knew that the chief priests had delivered him for envy.

11But the chief priests moved the people, that he should rather release Barabbas unto them.

12And Pilate answered and said again unto them, What will ye then that I shall do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews?

13And they cried out again, Crucify him.

14Then Pilate said unto them, Why, what evil hath he done? And they cried out the more exceedingly, Crucify him.

15And so Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered Jesus, when he had scourged him, to be crucified.

16And the soldiers led him away into the hall, called Praetorium; and they call together the whole band.

17And they clothed him with purple, and platted a crown of thorns, and put it about his head,

18And began to salute him, Hail, King of the Jews!

19And they smote him on the head with a reed, and did spit upon him, and bowing their knees worshipped him.

20And when they had mocked him, they took off the purple from him, and put his own clothes on him, and led him out to crucify him.

21And they compel one Simon a Cyrenian, who passed by, coming out of the country, the father of Alexander and Rufus, to bear his cross.

22And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull.

23And they gave him to drink wine mingled with myrrh: but he received it not.

24And when they had crucified him, they parted his garments, casting lots upon them, what every man should take.

25And it was the third hour, and they crucified him.

26And the superscription of his accusation was written over, THE KING OF THE JEWS.

27And with him they crucify two thieves; the one on his right hand, and the other on his left.

28And the scripture was fulfilled, which saith, And he was numbered with the transgressors.

29And they that passed by railed on him, wagging their heads, and saying, Ah, thou that destroyest the temple, and buildest it in three days,

30Save thyself, and come down from the cross.

31Likewise also the chief priests mocking said among themselves with the scribes, He saved others; himself he cannot save.

32Let Christ the King of Israel descend now from the cross, that we may see and believe. And they that were crucified with him reviled him.

33And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour.

34And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

35And some of them that stood by, when they heard it, said, Behold, he calleth Elias.

36And one ran and filled a spunge full of vinegar, and put it on a reed, and gave him to drink, saying, Let alone; let us see whether Elias will come to take him down.

37And Jesus cried with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost.

38And the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom.

39And when the centurion, which stood over against him, saw that he so cried out, and gave up the ghost, he said, Truly this man was the Son of God.

40There were also women looking on afar off: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the less and of Joses, and Salome;

41(Who also, when he was in Galilee, followed him, and ministered unto him and many other women which came up with him unto Jerusalem.

42And now when the even was come, because it was the preparation, that is, the day before the sabbath,

43Joseph of Arimathaea, an honourable counsellor, which also waited for the kingdom of God, came, and went in boldly unto Pilate, and craved the body of Jesus.

44And Pilate marvelled if he were already dead: and calling unto him the centurion, he asked him whether he had been any while dead.

45And when he knew it of the centurion, he gave the body to Joseph.

46And he bought fine linen, and took him down, and wrapped him in the linen, and laid him in a sepulchre which was hewn out of a rock, and rolled a stone unto the door of the sepulchre.

47And Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of Joses beheld where he was laid."

The Gospel of St. Mark 15