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Old 06-29-2006, 12:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Melissa -

Let's talk frankly. You are gorgeous. You have real talent. You are by far a better bassist than D'arcy. You ARE a pumpkin. Save SP2. Insist on coming back. D'arcy is history. We need at least a 3rd pumpkin, or this is just Zwan2 or TFE2.


Sincerely,

Ash.

















Post Script: And....all of those who don't agree can kiss my ass. (_|_)

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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your ass seems to be unaturally flat at the bottom

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dear Netphoria, who ever makes the next "Open letter to..." thread is just a fucking retard with no creative imagination.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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At least 85% of the threads on Netphoria are retarded. I was simply doing my duty by adding one more.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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here's an idea. stop posting retarded things!

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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here's an idea. stop posting retarded things!
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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here's an idea. stop posting retarded things!
an impossible task for a retard. stop trying to confuse her.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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an impossible task for a retard. stop trying to confuse her.
something had to be said though.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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dear melissa, why are there no hot pics of your can on the internet.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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we all know MAdM is technically a better bass player mistle. oh so now you delete your post?

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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dear melissa, why are there no hot pics of your can on the internet.
dear izzle,

try harder... link for you to get excited about.

the source of these and many more is: http://www.melissaaufdermaur.org/

-MADM

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I want to bone Auf Der Maur!

 
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dear izzle,

try harder... link for you to get excited about.

the source of these and many more is: http://www.melissaaufdermaur.org/

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dude, i was being specific when i said her "can". ie (_|_). she keeps it well out of view

 
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I want to bone Auf Der Maur!
The Whole Band!

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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dude, i was being specific when i said her "can". ie (_|_). she keeps it well out of view
did you check the site? there's some decent 1-cheek shots.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hmm. well its better than nothing i guess. she really is very very fine.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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oh shit! thanks updated google. i win

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIV...2/pix/butt.jpghttp://www.chartattack.com/pics/19990518-melissa.jpg

look at that sweetness.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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lol

http://www.sr.se/p3/diverse/appdata/...04/melissa.jpg

she's lurking again.

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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oh shit! thanks updated google. i win

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIV...2/pix/butt.jpg
look at that sweetness.
fucking nice. why bother hiding that from the cameras....ever!

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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because she's probably smart enough to know there are creepy guys out there fantasizing about her?

 
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Old 06-29-2006, 06:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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posing in see-through shirts tends to have that effect on people...

 
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