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Quagmire 03-14-2005 01:23 AM
wanna hear my usual pickup line?
 
are you pregnant?




















no....























you wanna be?!?!

Geek USA 03-14-2005 01:24 AM
YOU'RE SUCH A BABE MAGNET!!!

velouria 03-14-2005 01:26 AM
HOTT!!!!!!!11one

Mariner 03-14-2005 01:31 AM
*feels impregnated*

Nimrod's Son 03-14-2005 01:33 AM
yes, actually I would adam

I would like to have a child of my own without the 50 years of nagging that usually comes along with it

GreenEggsNSpam 03-14-2005 01:36 AM
This is my usual. As you can probably tell, I don't get many girls.


"Hey baby."
"Hi"
"For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. "

Nimrod's Son 03-14-2005 01:37 AM
i didn't use a pickup line last night

she approached me

her line was "I hate spring break" which kind of makes my thread title ironic

Ghetto_Squirrel 03-14-2005 01:48 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's funny because to get pregnant, they have to fuck someone.

And you're saying it, so they think that you're asking to fuck them.

Brilliant!

You're truly the imperial czar of wit and subtlety, ******.

Nimrod's Son 03-14-2005 01:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
It's funny because to get pregnant, they have to fuck someone.
were the science and biology books in your school from like 1927

tear stained glass 03-14-2005 01:57 AM
here's my favorite
 
normally i wouldn't lower myself to your level, but i need to get back at someone. interested in helping me out?

alisonmonster 03-14-2005 02:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i didn't use a pickup line last night

she approached me

her line was "I hate spring break" which kind of makes my thread title ironic
i still think he wants us to discuss the blow job he received on spring break guys.

Nimrod's Son 03-14-2005 02:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by alisonmonster


i still think he wants us to discuss the blow job he received on spring break guys.
you guys can discuss all you want

I'm outta here

Voice Implodes 03-14-2005 02:15 AM
i like

"you know, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much."


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