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killer_tomato 03-13-2005 07:52 PM

i think travis meeks is jerking off right now
 
this is a pretty cool thread but i don't think i'll jerk off tonight actually.

alexthestampede 03-13-2005 07:52 PM

u wont

Elvis The Fat Years 03-13-2005 07:52 PM

mhmm

spa ced 03-13-2005 07:54 PM

night wood

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexthestampede
u wont
I really wish I knew my testicle's plans for this evering so I could plan accordingly.

The Light 03-13-2005 07:54 PM

It sucks when you can't have sex every night or whenever you want it.

neopryn 03-13-2005 07:55 PM

already did today

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 07:55 PM

woah, is it my drunken penis or is this tread all silly right now?

Fattening Ass 03-13-2005 07:56 PM

hott

Mariner 03-13-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
woah, is it my drunken penis or is this tread all silly right now?
it's not just you unless my penis is drunken too

The Light 03-13-2005 07:57 PM

I think that would be the only real benefit to being married or livivng with someone. Eventually the novelty of having your toothbrushes in the same holder and your matching towels on the same rack wears off and when this happens, at least you can still have sex like rabbits.

Nimrod's Son 03-13-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Light
It sucks when you can't have sex every night or whenever you want it.
You're a chick.

Find a bar.

Seriously, this aint rocket science.

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mariner


it's not just you unless my penis is drunken too

my penis could kick your penis'es ass

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
already did today
was I involved?

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 08:37 PM

nothing yet

killer_tomato 03-13-2005 08:39 PM

this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.

GlasgowKiss 03-13-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato
this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.
Fuck off and do your essay. You dirty commie.

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato
this isn't a crap thread by any standard but the fact that it's probably the best on netphoria tonight certainly says something about the state netphoria is in.
you should have seen the original post I made, it was mind blowing.

but Andrew and his stupid server stole it :(

that bitch kristin 03-13-2005 08:57 PM

why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by that bitch kristin
why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!
my hand's name is Susan bitch, it ain't no man

killer_tomato 03-13-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks


you should have seen the original post I made, it was mind blowing.

but Andrew and his stupid server stole it :(

can you try and reproduce its contents or was it one of those spontaneous things that are gone if nobody looks?

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killer_tomato

can you try and reproduce its contents or was it one of those spontaneous things that are gone if nobody looks?

I'm not telling

Nimrod's Son 03-13-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by that bitch kristin
why rely on a man to give you pleasure when a small battery powered love machine can do it~!!!
a small battery operated device can't buy you things and drive you around

then again it doesn't have to listen to your yapping either

nevermind, carry on

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 09:37 PM

ok, I think I am going to

Nimrod's Son 03-13-2005 09:38 PM

have fun dude

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
have fun dude
thanks buddy!

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 10:30 PM

ok, job well done. I wasn't sure if I was going to do that until I saw GreenEggsNSpam post and it was all over after that. For the record, I mentally titty fucked him.

alexthestampede 03-13-2005 10:32 PM

49 minutes, record time

Ihaman 03-13-2005 10:34 PM

I got laid this morning.

Travis Meekz 03-13-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexthestampede
49 minutes, record time
well, it was with GreenEggsNSpam afterall :(


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