Girl with engagement ring:
 

"Oh, don't pay attention to that, I'm an individual."

lol

thinks the guy who is me: "Don't worry, I stopped paying attention when I noticed how disproportionately large your hips are, freak of nature."

i knew there was a reason i shoul torture you with birds.

/ large hips

Re: Girl with engagement ring:
 

i'm also noticing how disproportionately small her intelligence is

i wonder if her boyfriends name is william and if he knows someone named morrissey

I don't mind large hips. some women are naturally curvy that way, and it's bone structure

they can be kinda sexy LJ, you should try it

one of my ex-es was thin as hell, but had wide hips

and hell, she was a former model