Post here and I'll try to tell you everything I remember about you
 

Or at least stupid little things. I can't be held responsible for newbies, meaning anyone who has joined in the past year, or frightfully dull people with purple stars who type in all lowercase.

Let's stimulate some brain activity.

hi

Very interesting.

Oh, shit. I know nothing about you. Really. Only associations and connections.

I was really hurt by this.. then I tried to think of things i knew about you.. and I'm blank :/

i type in all lowercase

Well, I know a lot about you, so I'll skip the obvious stuff.

You used to drink a ton of diet soda. Then I think you got acid reflux or something.

You worked with a guy who had a miniature ax on his keychain.

You had a guinea pig named Oreo who had a heart attack.

You used to masturbate to D'Arcy's voice on "Daydream," and also to her picture in the Adore booklet.

You like to bake muffins.

You have a small penis.

This thread is awesome, Lie! :)

yes that is true. godd on you.

My favorite Sean Casey moment, though, was the Starburst concoction.

i masturbated to darcy in adore when i was 13. hell yeah shes fucking shot.

whoa

This is true. I feel special.

Your funeral is already paid for.

One of your favorite books is Lamb by Christopher Moore. Very cool.

You have a small penis.

Hi sexypants.

You got a blowjob in a walk-in freezer.

You'd still do Louise Post.

You're hung like an acorn a good portion of the time.

You have a penis the size of a goldfish. A small goldfish.

2/3 isn't bad! :)

I picked up Moore's book about Angels, but haven't read it yet. You heard anything about it? I love that guy, definitely my favorite new author.

LIE-R !

Yeah, I just got a promomomotion. It's still strictly a paycheck + entertainment value, though. Nothing serious, though I have learned a lot of weird shit.

woah!

No, I've only read Lamb. I'd definitely consider reading something else by him, though.

You work for Vans, last I checked. You were considering relocating to Phoenix.

You wrote to Ryan Schreiber once about something concerning Failure. I think.

You like cookies. (Who doesn't?)

Your penis is adequate.

You're like a drug to me.

That is all.

Yup and I did relocate.

uhh. nope.

Sorta. I don't think i've posted about it tho !

Actually Its very Inadequate. Im totally serious about this.. :(

Lie, you flattered me enough the other day that I will post what I know about you:
Your location used to be Northwest Quadrant I believe until some one made a fuss and you changed it.
We have on one occasion been confused for partners.
I remember you once said something about enjoying all kinds of weather: summer, winter etc. I remember thinking this was cool and applying it thereafter to everything you posted and being impressed by the results.
Alos you once said you respected sawdust restaurants.

Inadequate with a capital I! Jeez man, give yourself a break! It can't be that bad!

I guess. I better start practicing my tongue moves, cause thats where all the action is gonna be.