Lauren.. I'm going to make this thread again.
 

Christine got married yesterday at 3:00 p.m.

Jessica, Deborah and I were witnesses. I was high, Deborah was wearing a Leftover Crack shirt, and Jessica started crying in the middle of it. 'twas very weird and funny at the same time.


all of it was so unexpected.

fuck her!

lol. but did she wear a wedding gown?

Who did she get married to?

nope, she wore a purpleish, tanktop and some pinstripped pants.

mojo lopez.

LOL. what the hell?!

talk about a mojo wedding. did he wear a cowboy hat?

that's not even his last name, and the fact that i dont know my friends husbands last name is starting to make me want to cry.

no.

are they living together yet?


i cant believe those faggots couldnt wait until january. i wanted to go and laugh and interrupt the ceremony. :(

god damn, and i thought chris was being rude last night.


yeah, they've been living together for a few weeks now.

who is chris?

and where are they living?



this is making me sad... forstanky.

I made this thread last night, and chris was being rude so i deleted it and you're being 8902390283x worse.


they're living in some apartments called the montage.

dang. im not being rude. i just wish they had waiting until january. because i wanted to go. i hope her hubby lets her out of the house when im there. i wanna HANG. but mexican d00ds like that are usually obsessive or protective or whatever.

we were all there on accident though, well not jessica I demanded that we go and pick up jessica when i found out they were getting married that day.

we were over, gettin' high and then she's like, oh i'm getting married at 3:00

wtf.

you tellin' me that stanky was high at her own wedding?

possibly.

loq.

anyhow, will is coming so i gotta jet.

lol stanky got hitched?? who's next?

my parents right now just said YOU BETTER NOT GET MARRIED BLAH BLAH.


i'm like damn man, who do you thnk i am?!?!

I can't believe stanky is married!

Guess you won't be getting it Krunk on her bed anymore http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon9.gif

oh man, i haven't thought of that :( man this is making me so sad.

i told my mom about her getting married and she just laughed. yeah. and because i told her they hadnt been dating very long. she was like 'im glad you're only living with eli and not married to him'.

but you moving in with eli was pretty much just as bad.

especially because you didn't even tell us.

fuck you.

man! i didnt even tell mah momma. it was like last minute. eli about to go into the bus station. and we were like 'WHOA. I SHOULD GO WITH YOU'... call my mammy. hey im moving to arizona.

whateva, i dont wanna hear this bologna.

:hurl:

i thought you guys were my age.
thats nuts.

i just wanted to let you guys know that i'm peeing in my sink instead of the toilette nowadays.

toilette is like your comb and toothbrush, dog. so the sink is an improvement