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powered by pear 12-05-2002 04:43 PM

describe what it feels like to have blue balls
 
without using the word death.

Smiley33 12-05-2002 04:44 PM

i like this thread already!

spa ced 12-05-2002 05:50 PM

Se siente como muerte, dice Vicente.

Apart 12-05-2002 05:53 PM

nowhere in the same league of pain that feminine cramps are, im sure.

Boner 12-05-2002 06:02 PM

blueballs is a great excuse to pressure young, vulnerable girls with low self esteem in to having sex with you.

it feels like someone is gripping your already stiff dick and gripping your balls. it feels like whatever was about to come out of there is lodged inside which probably just the blood which stopped flowing or whatever.

Travis Meekz 12-05-2002 06:23 PM

terrible pain. like your nuts just swell up and you can barely move. can't do anything, walking, sitting, laying down hurts. god I am so glad those days of a horny high school freshman are over. any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot

Czarina 12-05-2002 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot
hmmm... so it can be done intentionally? how would one go about doing this?

Jesse 12-05-2002 09:00 PM

I've only had blueballs that hurt bad enough to remember once...and it was December 31, 1999 - January 1, 2000!!!
what a way to enter the millenium

Apart 12-05-2002 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Czarina

hmmm... so it can be done intentionally? how would one go about doing this?

wow, shes actually asking. this cunt is dumber than she looks!

fallontears 12-05-2002 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
terrible pain. like your nuts just swell up and you can barely move. can't do anything, walking, sitting, laying down hurts. god I am so glad those days of a horny high school freshman are over. any girl now who would intentionally do such a thing should be shot
That's about right.

Czarina 12-05-2002 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart


wow, shes actually asking. this cunt is dumber than she looks!

hehe. i don't know how it works... sorry!

bonsor 12-05-2002 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Czarina


hehe. i don't know how it works... sorry!

Get him really excited...and then stop.

TheJoker 12-05-2002 10:30 PM

Like a Hernia.


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