it's my sister's birthday
 

But I didn't want to go over to her mom's house (she's my half sister) to do the "eat lunch and have cake" thing, because I feel like her mom is a total snob, and whenever I see her she just looks me up and down and thinks to herself "she's put all that weight back on". Actually I don't feel it, I know it. She could at least be discreet about looking me up and down and making a face.

just slap the bitch and eat your damn cake.

I told mom to bring me a piece home. It's easier, and wouldn't make Heather mad at me... ... but I wouldn't mind slapping her.