tonight i wanted to get drunk and masterbate
 

i've been dogsitting all week. havent really been here that much but this is the last night. so what a perfect opportunity to go all out. im just not feeling it in the slightest. what a let down i think im getting old

look at porn

im not being pretentious porn just isnt the same. you start looking at it and it gets you started but then you end up looking for chinese girls getting crapped on and then your whole psyche is fucked