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Orenthal James 08-04-2004 05:14 PM
bonsor figured out
 
That if a robot was payed forty dollars an hour to do his job nonstop, then it would make 985,000 USD a year.

He decided this robot needs to be made.

sppunk 08-04-2004 05:15 PM
Robots get paid to be homeless?

Orenthal James 08-04-2004 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by sppunk
Robots get paid to be homeless?
dude, he's gonna live with me and two others.

Nimrod's Son 08-04-2004 05:18 PM
That robot has better give really good head for $40/hr.

Isle 08-04-2004 05:18 PM
john, robot

meow 08-04-2004 06:27 PM
Re: bonsor figured out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Orenthal James
That if a robot was payed forty dollars an hour to do his job nonstop, then it would make 985,000 USD a year.

He decided this robot needs to be made.
even if the robot was paid only 20 it would still be pretty good change....

the robot doesn't know the difference between 20 and 40 dollars

Nimrod's Son 08-04-2004 06:31 PM
Re: Re: bonsor figured out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by meow


even if the robot was paid only 20 it would still be pretty good change....

the robot doesn't know the difference between 20 and 40 dollars
I wish my ATM were a robot.

meow 08-04-2004 06:31 PM
i wish my pants were a robot

rubber 08-04-2004 06:32 PM
Re: bonsor figured out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Orenthal James
That if a robot was payed forty dollars an hour to do his job nonstop, then it would make 985,000 USD a year.

He decided this robot needs to be made.
Am I missing something? ... 24hrs x 365 days = 8760 hours per year.

8760 x 40 = $350,400

c

rubber 08-04-2004 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Isle
john, robot
I, ******

Mooney 08-04-2004 06:33 PM
Re: Re: bonsor figured out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by rubber


Am I missing something? ... 24hrs x 365 days = 8760 hours per year.

8760 x 40 = $350,400

c
it must get overtime pay, plus double time and a half on holidays!

meow 08-04-2004 06:35 PM
Re: Re: bonsor figured out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by rubber


Am I missing something? ... 24hrs x 365 days = 8760 hours per year.

8760 x 40 = $350,400

c
maybe he's getting a little extra summin summin under the table

Mr. Rhinoceros 08-04-2004 07:49 PM
The whole point of robots is that we don't need to pay them.

bonsor 08-04-2004 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
The whole point of robots is that we don't need to pay them.
but i made the robot! (and the excel spreadsheet that helped me figure this all out.)

Mr. Rhinoceros 08-04-2004 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******
but i made the robot! (and the excel spreadsheet that helped me figure this all out.)
Why would a robot need that much money?

I'd rather hire a Mexican that'll work 14 hours and make $4.75 than your bloody robot.

bonsor 08-04-2004 08:28 PM
(i was really bored)

(bored enough to create a completely unnecessary color scheme using 6 different highlighters, just to irritate a coworker)

(you should see the papers. they are a fucking eyesore)

(OJ will testify to that)

bonsor 08-04-2004 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


Why would a robot need that much money?

I'd rather hire a Mexican that'll work 14 hours and make $4.75 than your bloody robot.
but it's a robot! that's neat! it's be a hell of a fucking investment on the part of the summer bay corporation!

Mr. Rhinoceros 08-04-2004 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******
(i was really bored)

(bored enough to create a completely unnecessary color scheme using 6 different highlighters, just to irritate a coworker)

(you should see the papers. they are a fucking eyesore)

(OJ will testify to that)
If you were doing it to alleviate boredom and pissoff coworkers than good on yer.

rubber 08-04-2004 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******
but i made the robot! (and the excel spreadsheet that helped me figure this all out.)

but WFT??? It doesn't add up... not even with OT at time and a half and double time on holidays. Tell me ******, robot how did you calculate this number?????

Ugly 08-04-2004 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
The whole point of robots is that we don't need to pay them.
this is exactly the type of thinking that is going to eventually lead to the Robots taking over the Earth. (see - just about every single freakin sci-fi movie / series ever made)

noir cat 08-06-2004 01:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly
this is exactly the type of thinking that is going to eventually lead to the Robots taking over the Earth. (see - just about every single freakin sci-fi movie / series ever made)
It really does. I cried for AI and the Animatrix.

Mr. Rhinoceros 08-06-2004 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly


this is exactly the type of thinking that is going to eventually lead to the Robots taking over the Earth. (see - just about every single freakin sci-fi movie / series ever made)

That's why we don't ever make robots.


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