Why the fuck is there all this media fuss about 10 years of Oasis?
 

Cover stories, Ten Ways Oasis Changed The World on VH2, (they changed nothing, they anti-changed things), this year's Glastonbury headlining slot with no new record to promote and everyone suddenly deciding that Definitely Maybe was a landmark album. Why was there no ten years since Gish? Or at least SD? As a big Stone Roses fan i always resented Oasis' success but what totally defies belief is the fact that they're STILL treated like one of the world's biggest bands despite not having released one decent fucking song since 1996. No band in history has defied gravity and been given more second chances. And then that cunt Liam says he fucking hated doing Glastonbuy and only did it for the money. Wanker.

I fucking hate Oasis with a passion.

Their first few albums are decent, but they got bad, quick.

They play their own shitty songs at the concert, curse at people because they're leaving (these days they don't even show up anymore) and then break into a Beatles medley.

It's fucking sad.

My personal opinion of why so many people are giving these wanks these second chances are because they pretty much set themselves out to be the Beatles. They wanted to be the new Beatles. And honestly, everyone wanted the same thing. Not exactly from Oasis, but just any band that was willing to do it. But for some strange reason, when Oasis failed the bill miserably, people still kept on pretending that they actually mattered. So, I'm guessing the stigma of "we're trying to be the Beatles" is still attached to them. Despite the fact they couldn't write a decent song to save their miserable lives.

no one has said a word about it in america.

I haven't heard anything about it, but maybe I'm just lucky. I thought people stopped caring about them years ago.

if noel put out a solo comeback album with some good pop producer it'd probably be really good.

otherwise i can't think of a group today that should break up more than they should.

I don't understand the continuing fascination with Oasis either. I caught myself watching I Love the 90's on VH1, and the 1996 episode devoted a whole 5-10 minutes to Oasis. Granted, I like the band well enough, but they weren't *that* big a deal back then, and time certainly hasn't done much to show otherwise. The Pumpkins were much bigger that year, and they got nary a mention. Its just strange the way pop culture's selective memory works.

Umm, let's see. The british music press is crap, and latch onto bands like Oasis. Oh yeah, and Oasis are crap so naturally they're really popular.

much as i'd love this to have been the case, i just checked my facts and figures and sadly i don't think it was. what's the story sold eighteen million copies world wide - six milion more than MCIS. in '96 oasis played their own-show at Knebworth (admittedly in the UK) before 250,000 and received 2 miilion ticket applications - a far greater own-show audience than the pumpkins ever played to even in the US at the peak of their success.

Plus the VH1 I love the 90's thing was making fun of them. They wrote some good songs but did an even better job of making asses of themselves. The making asses of themselves is what got them in I love the 90's. Jesus I'm so sick of people who want every fucking thing to be about the Pumpkins.

nah

they also have the fastest selling UK album of all time (Be Here Now sold almost 700,000 copies in its first 4 days)

they hold the record for 'most weeks on the singles chart' in a single year too (1996) despite only releasing one single in that year. (this works on the proviso that having 2 singles in the chart on a given week = 2 weeks on the chart)

at one point, i think they had 7 singles in the charts at once.

in terms of popularity, they took the piss.

in terms of musical output, they divebombed after What's The Story

this is an inarguable fact and anyone who says otherwise has no idea what a great song is. BUT unlike, say, disarm, which has no immediate lineage back to another age, live forever is still essentially derivative - the beatles plus the stone roses. noel was at best a brilliant musical magpie but ironically his arch enemies blur were much more like his heros the beatles in keeping moving, keeping pushing the boundries getting into eastern music etc... i mean can you imagine liam in a kaftan?

Hmmm... Both Live Forever and Disarm are great songs. Mainstream rock is pretty derivitive in general. I'm sure one could pick apart Disarm too just as you are to Live Forever. Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending Oasis, but I *am* defending that song.

And what the fuck is "anti-change"?

Oasis is a great band so fuck all the haters.

That reminds me...

I was watching Snatch last night, and that Oasis song Fucking In The Bushes plays during the final boxing match sequence. I fucking hate that song and it's absolute... um, bullocks, as you Brits would say... but it fit quite well into the movie.

you mean, you turned it off? nah, it's cool! i like it.

I understand that in Hell they have "Wonderwall" on infinite repeat.

I like alot of their songs, but stopped paying attention to them after Be Here Now!

Re: Why the fuck is there all this media fuss about 10 years of Oasis?
 

Well, yeah.

There's a reason the Pumpkins covered Landslide. Stop being so blinded by fandom. Silly Brits.

Fuck all you haters
 

Oasis is a great band. Definitely Maybe and Heathen Chemistry are fucking fabulous albums. Fuck it, so are (What's the Story) Morning Glory, The Masterplan, Be Here Now, and Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. And their next album is shaping up to be fucking fabulous too. And they're fucking fantabulous live. Personally, I am loving all this 10 year stuff and I can't fucking wait for the Definitely Maybe dvd and the other stuff. And "Stop Crying Your Heart" is one the greatest fucking songs ever.

Re: Fuck all you haters
 

Goddamn right it is.

The British music press is funny.

i just rented this documentary called live forever and it was great. it was about the whole rise and fall of britpop and the blur/oasis battle and tony blair coming to office and how people just started taking a ton of drugs and became shit. and noel and liam gallagher are so self-absorbed it is hilarious, except with noel you are laughing with him and with liam you are laughing at him.

Blur r0x.

And all Oasis albums turn bad for me after the first listen. The first time I hear the song, I was like "This is fucking great." The second time and every time after, I am, "This is fucking crap." I wish it was vise versa like good albums. :(

You guys are crazy, Oasis rocks!

That one album wasn't that good but the last one had some good songs.

Noel is a good song writer.