So my father is coming from Seattle to visit me for the weekend.
 

None of my family has ever been to Ottawa, let alone my place in Ottawa. This is monumental. Other than cleaning and hiding all visible notions that kypper and i have sex, how should I prepare? Shave the cats? Write Satanic verse on the walls? alphabetize my entire cd collection (ok. i did that already.)?

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http://members.aol.com/jjenet/albumart/depeche.jpg

Will you wear Kypper's ring?

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Platypus. The joke's on you.

AIM: ZeppieLed

get your dad an escort. He will be very happy that he came to see you.

Just spend some quality time with your dad.

http://www.terra.es/personal5/jetson...s/Jetsons4.jpg

the girl from the jetson's...

yet another cartoon i'd like to get freaky with.

i think he'd actually like the fact that you have sex with as little of a man that you can find. i mean, just look at that kypper dumbfuck. hah. and having a daughter as ugly as yourself? yeah, i wouldnt worry, you money whining sorry weak little bitch. hah. fuckin whiny cunt.

Kristopher!!!

I'm willing to bet that it's super small. Kind of like his jimmy.