A post wholly dedicated to Mr. Ass of Asses
 

Well, I really have nothing to say. I just wanted to call you Ass of Asses. Now that I have, let me take this opportunity to tell you that although I recently stated in my Billy Idol-esque post that I loved each and every Netphorian, you are now excluded from my Netphorian Love Train because you are a dirty Catholic. We all know what dirty Catholics are like and don't really want to associate with any of those kind. You're the rain on my parade. The piss on the side of my wall. The KK to every K.

Bereft of Love for U,
Smiley33

what

no. Not what. The question is "why?".

donuts are good.

DOUGHNUTS, YOU PASTRY WHORE. DOUGHNUTS.

but they're bad!

"You like me. You really really like me."

Utah is the reason that Elizabeth Smart is dead.

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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

No good!

That is irrelevant to this thread. Think of something more relevant, like doughnuts. Or one-worded questions. Next.

that post ruled.

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"Whoever's idea it was I don't want to come home and find anyone in any appliances.
AIM: oldwarpilot

You obviously were beat as a child and forced to ride the short bus to school.

huh?

pardona me, soy the bubble burst girl.

Wow, is it that obvious? Thank you, Dr.Phil. However, I won't be requiring your psychological services and am going to have to ask you to leave, as I have many psychological and physical bruises to tend to from my brutal beatings as a child. Days of riding the short bus to school. Eating bag lunches. I was a terribly underpriviledged child, you see.

Tsk, tsk. I am going to have to hide my subliminal messages in my posts a little better now, you clever little monkey.

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WAY2GAY4ME

As much as I love having a post dedicated to hating me, are you trying to send a message by saying everything must be monosyllabic.

Plus, can't you hate me on several more levels than just being a dirty dirty Catholic? Speaking of which, are you Lutheran, because (and mabye this is just a Twin Cities thing) in my experience only Lutherans call me dirty Catholic. Most others use different terminology.

You should also hate me because I use drugs and go to law school and think the Twins are the best thing since sliced bread.

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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

What I want to know is how you actually pronounce that when someone in real life puts you in your place. Do you just say it really loudly so they know it's in all caps, or what?

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark

I take her to the planetarium, she says dark

I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl

She says sure and cool and yeah

She's my Monosylabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh

I take her to our anniversary, she says one

I take her to the jewelry store

I say diamonds, she says pearl

Oh everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosylabic girl



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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

I do enjoy any Dr. Phil reference.

Thank you.

O Was that a question or a statement, because the punctuation contradicts the wording.

Although I admire your valiant effort in pegging me to a religion, no, I am not Lutheran. Please try again. You could analyze my wording or spelling to see whether I am Christian, Jewish, or Muslim, you know. Isn't it so obvious?

You say that as if there are no ignorant lawyers, or admirable drug users.

I'm still not impressed.

That was beautiful.

You are lost little girl.

I was simply giving you more personal info on which to attack me.

I do drugs.

I am in law school.

You are not supposed to be impresesed, you are supposed to assault.

As far as the punctuation, you are one dumb bitch (chauvanistic - more ammo) if you could not figure that it was supposed to be a question mark.

Anyone who has posted as much as you should know that all punctuation is forgiven in message boards.



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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

You moron, Lutherans do not associated with dirty Catholics. After all, they tried to abolish the whole religion centuries ago. And I saw we should try again. The Crusades were the best thing since sliced bread, or at least killing off inferior religons.

And yea, Texas is the reason the President is dead. We killed Kennedy, another dirty Catholic. 'Nuff said.

I can't figure out what your religion is based on your wording or spelling. Guess I'm a dumb dirty Catholic.

I wasn't trying to peg you to a religion. The "dirty" Catholic comment just brought to mind a funny moment from high school when the kids at the Lutheran school were playing us in basketball on their home court. A group of them ran on the court at halftime shirtless with the words "Go Home You Dirty Catholics" written on each of their chests.

It was hilarious, but also sad.

I am lost because I don't play your word games? You're the one who's lost now.

Oh, and punctuation counts when you want to call me a dumb bitch, darling. How did you make it all the way to law school without knowing a question from an accusation? Enough with the flattery and make a point already.

Hey sppunk, you win an award for spotting the Catholic symbolism in my signature. Kind of odd since it's a lyric from "Bullet" by the Misfits.

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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

Well, you seemed to peg Samsa pretty well, and your extensive knowledge of the dirty Mormon cults had me wondering what religion oozed out of my posts.

and if you're studying to become a lawyer, I advise you to keep the basketball anecdotes out of court when you're trying to win a case. It's no way to make a point.

Indeed that was sad.

Let me get this right Smiley. Are you saying that you can't tell whether the following statement is a question or an accusation?

Here it is:

are you trying to send a message by saying everything must be monosyllabic.

Obviously there should have been a question mark there. But I think it's pretty clear to this law student that the aforementioned statement is a question.

Whew.

We're proud down here in the Lone Star state. Wait, they're proud, I hate this place.

As a future lawyer, you really can't afford to make such grievous mistakes. You DID tell me you were a lawyer so that I could use it as "ammo," didn't you? Or have I misunderstood?


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