My teacher is making my parents sign this
 

I'm a Senior this year and I'm taking a class called 'Life Management Skills' because it's required for graduation. As you would imagine, it's the stupidest class I've ever taken (aside from D.A.R.E. Man, those were the days). People usually take it their Freshman year, but I put it off to take music classes. The class is moronically is ridiculously easy, what, with its mindnumbingly redundant passages about the harmful effects of tobacco and unprotected sex. I generally look forward to 5th period to squeeze in a little mid-day nap.

The class is also full of Freshman so, apparently, that gives the teacher the impression that she should treat us just as the D.A.R.E. officer did, which is a fucking drag.

The teacher decided to wake up to give me a note that read:

Dear Mom/Dad,

My conduct in Ms. Simmons' Life Management Skills Class is below the standards of an attentive student. Tomorrow I plan to [insert 5 lines of blanks here] so Ms. Simmons and my classmates will not be disturbed by my actions.

________________________________
Your daughter/son


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Parent signature

[handwritten, at the bottom]

sleeps - almost daily
August 21 - unexcused abscence

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Now, I'm obviously going to forge the parental signature, because there's no need to bother my parents with this. There really isn't.

The hard part is trying to think up something to put in that blank. I'm thinking something slong the lines of 'Tomorrow I plan to let Ms. Simmons know that i suffer from a rare physiological condition that requires me to have 22 hours of sleep per day so Ms. Simmons and my classmates will not be disturbed by my actions.'

any ideas?

i feel more sorry for your teacher. i remember having a class somewhat like that. talk about a waste of time and something that accomplishes nothing and changes no one.
i'm sure it's just her way of making herself feel like her job is important and not just a short-term answer to a long-term problem.

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"The trees like lungs filling with air
My sister, the mean one, pulling my hair."

Seriously.

It may seem like a really stupid thing to do, but she's just trying to show that she cares somewhat about it. Write something stupid, forge a signature, and make her feel like she accomplished something.

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SquirrelJournal

that class really blows.. i took it my 10th grade year, i think.. i had to give head.. er.. CPR to a dummy..

i had a class just like that too. luckily my best friend was in it so we just goofed off. we ended up having enough time to play chess on paper, draw a comic book and design our own collectible card game.

Was it PokeCongress?


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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Has anyone ever told you that you're funny?

man. what a waste of time that could be spent doing actual education. go tax dollars!

just funny looking.. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

"Tommorrow I plan on punching you in your herpes infested cunt."

do that and then sign it "John's Mom"

Forge it.

read.
comprehend.
post.

IP ban.

try not to sleep, but I might anyway because I am actually a very tired little boy.

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I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
But I dance around in a gay, gay way.

Did you read? I go to sleep and skip class. That's it. My grade doesn't suffer. The teacher's a dolt.

I remember that class! I had a bad-ass teacher...we could talk all we wanted, cuss if we felt like it(so long as it was in the classroom), and she thought we were old enough to go to class if we wanted to or not. No guilt trips if we skipped a class or day of classes.

NO JOHN I DON'T READ CAUSE IM ILLITERATE. YUORE JUST A SLACKER! WEGWEGWE!11

[This message has been edited by Fattening Ass (edited 10-01-2002).]

Sorry, my attention span is too low. I didn't see the last part of your post.

I feel so violated.

Teachers are people too.

I thought that was just a myth.

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My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki
SquirrelJournal

write this in the space:

Tomorrow I plan to:

Ensure that I work less hours at my job so I am guaranteed an adequatte amount of sleep so by mid-day I am not exhausted. I will also eat a well-balanced breakfast so I can give Ms.Simmons the ensurance that it will never happen again. Lastly, I will apologize to Ms. Simmons for offending her as long as she calls my parents and tells them I did well today so they may refrain from beating me tonight"

Tommarow I plan to not change my behavior on account of my teacher being a stupid bitch. Sweet dreams cootchie eater, amen.