smiley33...
 

...you remind me of my best friend who lives far, far away and it makes me SAD! shame!!

gosh.

yeah, gosh!

you know i'm kinda scared that meow will tear my throat out now. But I LIKE HER TOO!!!

don't worry, he's gentle. unless you request otherwise.

I want him to fist me with that hand with the birthmark.

this thread is actually kinda cool
 

awwww

well, all of my dearest friends live far, far away from me, too. :( I feel your pain.

Thank you! :blush: I belong to meow, but we can all be friends. :D

neat. i promise i'm not a 3 legged midget transvestive getting all huffy behind a computer screen in taiwan. just a girl with a dream. :|

i dont know but i dont think by the word 'friends' she meant OMG GET ON TOP OF ME LADY!!

shit, you're not? then...um... I don't know if we can be friends. I like taiwanese transvestite midgets. They're surprisingly hard to find on AOL chat. :(

Naw, it's okay. :D

Re: Re: this thread is actually kinda cool
 

http://www.bangbus.com

:-*

well, man, meow's got to approve first. so does feefer.

have your people get in touch with my people. then my people can touch your people. and i bet there's some taiwanese midgets for HIRE somewhere on the INTERNET!! thats what the internet is FOR!!

I have a dream... that my wife can have lesbian sex in the PROMISED LAND (of our bedroom while I watch)

But my people are busy masturbating to taiwanese midget porn :( damned hired apes.

good enough. http://mikesundance.com/lg1.JPG

i bet ONE of those dudes is taiwanese. or at least asian. or from that side of the earth.

I see something along the lines of this:
http://www.midget-sex-porn.com/midget-sex.jpg

Re: Re: Re: Re: this thread is actually kinda cool
 

hey, at least I don't get banned for it on NETPHORIA.

yessssss!! all she needs is a 3rd leg. and i really hope she doesn't rip into two pieces when he's done :(

man, that's HOT. I mean, hahaha, lol, ha

AND SHE LOOKS ASIAN!

I think we have a winner.

Re: smiley33...
 

i would think that having a best friend who spends their entire life and endless nights on a messageboard full of idiots, and having the brain capacity of a fruit fly would be the thought that made you sad. funny...
your friend must be butt fucking ugly as well, with a boyfriend who has absolutely no standards or brain cells.
good stuff.

i guess my standards are just low.

Ask and ye shall receive:

haha! you must be santa clause cus it sure feels like christmas!!

I've got friends with low standards
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Guess I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends with low standards

I can't look at those pictures for more than a few seconds because I'm on school computers.

you're missing out.